This little piggy went to verses.
This little piggy stayed wrong.
This little piggy had an office.
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy cried, "Toot! Toot! Toot! Peanut Butter."
Gal 1:10 For do I now persuade men, or God? or do I seek to please men? for if I yet pleased men, I should not be the servant of Christ.
Pigs have never made good pets. I like them best as pork barbeque! But we should not bite off more than we can chew!
